Sunday, July 27, 2008

calling all boobies!!

attention boobies!! on over to comfy's blog where she has done an interview with cg's boobies (no pics ;)...if you like what you see, holler at comfy and tell her you want to be a featured guest on her boobie interviews...dork, you know that's you...we all know that you like showing your girls off ;)...


Saturday, July 26, 2008

the joys and not-so-joys of sex talk

because all i do is take everyone else's posts and use them for inspiration on my own blog (quick! tie down your blog posts or i will post them here ;)'s inspiration comes from the uber curious collegehookerboy ...

CHB talks about the ins and outs of sex talk...which reminded me of my own experiences with sexually charged conversations...i am a very word-oriented person and aural stimulation does a lot for me...i enjoy using sex talk frequently...but it doesnt always work...for instance, you cant just come right out, in the middle of a conversation that has NOTHING remotely to do with sex in a nonchalant voice: so, you wanna such my cock?...because that does not sexual arousal is directly related to the other person involved, so the more aroused they become the more aroused i become...there are a few people in the past that i was able to instantly become aroused when i heard their voice, irregardless of the content of conversation...arousal so intense that i would press my thighs together to alleviate some of the pressure that was building, the kind of pressure where you cannot sit still because all your girly bits are just screaming "fuck me!"...

what doesnt work for me is when a guy tries to call me his "slut" just never really turns me on....i mean, it may not turn me off completely, but it doesnt heighten the situation at all for me....i always wondered why that was...when a guy tries too much to tell me what to do and it involves too much direction: "you are my little slut, arent you...i want you to take your fingers and stick them in your it"....stfu already, i will not do something that i dont want to do and when you keep insisting, it makes my desire go away....

i do like it when they use sexual conversation telling me how hard they get...i love love hearing how hard a guy is...because then it makes me want to feel that hardness...telling me you want to lick me and taste me is also really arousing....some guys can say "i want to fuck you so hard" and i am fucking horny as hell...other guys say the exact same thing and i get slighly clue why...i think for some guys they just arent convincing and it feels like they are saying it to say it....i can hear it in a guy's voice when he hits that intense need to fuck....that overwhelming feeling of : my dick is so hard for you right now that i just want to feel my cock inside your wet pussy and hear the sounds of us fucking...i want you so bad that i am dripping so much pre-cum"...

*fans self* it getting hot in here?...

thoughts on sexual talk in/out of the bedroom?..


Thursday, July 24, 2008

the top 100

fuckin' tom over at edge of vanilla and his fun posts...i stole ANOTHER post from him so here it many of you as possible do this and let me know in the comments section so i can take a look at your blog...this is our little reality show..."who's the biggest nerd?" (i got my money on dork or comfy ...;)

“Someone” reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they’ve printed. It’s not the Big Read though — they don’t publish books, and they’ve only featured these books so far. In any event . . .

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you started but did not finish.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own blog so we can try and track down these people who’ve read 6 or less and force books upon them.

1. The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
2. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
3. The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
4. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
5. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
6. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
7. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
8. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
9. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
10. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
11. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
12. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
13. His Dark Materials (trilogy) - Philip Pullman
14. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
15. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
16. The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien
17. Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
18. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
19. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
20. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
21. Chronicles of Narnia - C.S. Lewis
22. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – C.S. Lewis
23. Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne
24. Animal Farm - George Orwell
25. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
26. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
27. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
28. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
29. Charlotte’s Web - E.B. White
30. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
31. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
32. Complete Works of Shakespeare
33. Ulysses - James Joyce
34. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
35. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
36. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
37. The Bible
38. The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
39. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
40. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
41. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
42. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
45. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
46. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
47. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
48. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
49. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
50. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
51. Little Women - Louisa M. Alcott
52. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
53. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
54. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
55. Middlemarch - George Eliot
56. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
57. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
58. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
59. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
60. Emma - Jane Austen
61. Persuasion - Jane Austen
62. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
63. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
64. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
65. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
66. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
67. Anne of Green Gables – L.M. Montgomery
68. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
69. Atonement - Ian McEwan
70. Dune - Frank Herbert
71. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
72. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
73. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
74. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
75. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
76. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
77. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
78. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
79. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
80. Bridget Jones’ Diary - Helen Fielding
81. Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
82. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
83. Dracula - Bram Stoker
84. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
85. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
86. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
87. Germinal - Emile Zola
88. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
89. Possession - A.S. Byatt
90. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
91. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
92. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
93. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
94. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
95. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
96. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
97. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
98. Watership Down – Richard Adams
99. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
100. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas

hmm....i read more than i thought...but i also didnt read a lot of them...hurry and post so i can separate the nerds from the...uh...other nerds ;)

and since all my posts are italicized, you will never know which books i started and never finished...muahahahaha...



(goes to the tune of "peanut butter, we like peanut butter" or "alouette" - a children's song...go look it up if you dont know it, it's very catchy with my new lyrics ;)

we like masturbation
that's what we like best

do you like it in your cunt?
yes, we like it in our cunt
in your cunt
in our cunt
ah ah ah ah

we like masturbation
that's what we like best

do you like it all the time
yes we like it all the time
all the time
all the time
ah ah ah ah

we like masturbation
that's what we like best


local readers

i've noticed that i am getting more and more readers from around my area...i even have a few from the city where i grew wasnt a small town, but with about 200K people, it wasnt exactly a big city like where i live now...then i think...i wonder if i know that person...that would be really, readers from my hometown welcome!

i've been slowly catching up on some of your blogs...reading sex blogs is like like being in a many things to see/do...where to start?...then you get excited because this store has some awesome new clothes...or that store had your favorite something on sale...overstimulated, tired, exhausted...yup...another fingering sesh last night knocked me completely out...but i needed it...had bad headaches...feckin' migraines!...

so, here's a question to you all...pussy hair...yes? sprinle?...a dollop?...what's your preference...(the reason i ask is that there is a little controversy surrounding the pubic fashion of actress sienna miller and, get this, THEY ARE GOING TO DIGITALLY SCULPT A HAIRY BUSY FOR HER because her landing strip doesnt convey the 60s, which is when her movie "hippie hippie shake" takes place...thoughts?


Wednesday, July 23, 2008


scott from mrs kelly's playhouse has a post up called "girl in the weeds"...go read is sexual, poetic, and full of memories...great post, scott...


Tuesday, July 22, 2008


work was...drama-ful...women are insane to work with at times...she said this, she did that...

argh...anyhow...saturday night i had a was a semi-blind date...i say semi because we had already met through a few functions given by mutual friends...we only talked about football because he was a cowgirls fan and i wasnt, lol....

actually, the date went rather well...i have a hard time with eye contact when i first go out with a person...but because our first date was at the bowling alley, it wasnt really a problem...gotta love late night, i am the queen of gutterballs, hands down...i once had 11 in a row...yup, that's right, baby...11 gutterballs in a row!....anyhow, i had 3 gutterballs in a row and then i got a spare and two strikes in a row (followed by two more gutterballs!)...after the second strike instead of high-fiving he planted one right on my was...awkward, lol...but he seemed relaxed so i just went with it...

later, when we were walking to our cars (we drove separately), he brought up the kiss and asked if it was wrong to do it at that time...he said i got a little distant after that and he didnt want to make me uncomfortable...i had no idea what to say, no witty come he took the silence as an opportunity to go in for another was...awkward again...i realized that i had a great time with him...but he reminded me so much of my cousin, who is like a brother, that i couldnt imagine doing anything else with him, much less kiss him...

so...i did what any other girl would do...i avoided his calls the next day lol...but, you would ignore those calls and txts when they were happening within 30 min intervals...i kid you not...

funny thing was, when i got home, i was so fucking horny i scoped the net for amateur porn and got myself off several times...last night i was fucking horny as hell again, so i shaved and played with myself...what am i going to do tonight after this post?...shave and then play with myself...

and it does taste rather good...;)


Monday, July 21, 2008

a visitor

i know you are watching...why do you come here if it bothers you...are you looking to see if i will write about you?...i sent you an email....


Sunday, July 20, 2008

when ladies lunch

on the way back home from our trip, we stopped by to visit a friend of ours...she was excited to see us and we went out for a late lunch...her bf is leaving for an extended period of time and she wanted to do something for his birthday since he will celebrate it just before he leaves...

her idea? allow him to be the photographer in some risque pictures...isnt she the coolest girlfriend ever? will help her with her hair and make-up and we even made some suggestions for what she could wear...she doesnt want any full on nude/overly explicit photos...she is shy and nervous about it...he has a harley and at least one of the photos will be her draped over it in some way...he is very excited about the idea...

she has mellowed out a lot and this is a big step for her...some people dont realize that you cannot force a person to do something they arent ready has to come from them...because if you push too hard, chances are they will run away in the other direction, which has happened before with her (different guy, though)...

so!...with that i leave you, i have a gazillion things to finish...i have overextended myself on several things and i need to prioritize a little...but i will be back in a day or two to wrap up the weekend's events...


Saturday, July 19, 2008


thankies, thankies to all of you still reading this semi-deserted space...makes me so happy!...i will do my best to make the rounds to all of your blogs, but it may take a little time...

this weekend i have to finish some work-related/non-work-related things...i've also gotten pretty active in a couple of gaming forums so that has kept me away from here as well...EHB is still the same evil....a hag...a bitch...nice to know that there are some constants in life ;)

in other news, i took some time off and went away with the sole purpose of spending time with my sister and partying lol...and we did...road trips, is a wonderful thing to be a woman and be able to go out and get free drinks/food without trying...which we dont...we dont go out with the intention of luring men, it just sister is actually more direct than i am, i am more subtle...

we averaged about 8 bars a night...but...i got pretty sick the first night...and i didnt have that much to drink...we had one beer/shot per bar over the course of several hours....we attributed it to being tired and the drive, etc...

the hotel we stayed at was the same one i have stayed at before...the one with the elevator that i have written about before...the glass window that overlooks into the main part of the hotel...when we got into the elevator i grinned as i looked out the window, my sister closed her eyes and refused to look out the window, lol...she asked why i was grinning...hehehe...if she only knew...

at one bar this guy was watching me dance (my sister told me this) and licking his lips...she said it was kinda gross but didnt tell me because then i would have given him shit lol...these two guys wanted us to go from bar to bar with them, they would buy...but the bartender at this one bar was already buying us drinks so why would we leave??...a friend of mine said this wouldnt have happened had we been ugly...i think that is sad and i dont want to believe it...oh well...

at one bar i was hanging out with this totally HOT HOT HOT guy...then he ended up being called to the stage as a guest guitarist/singer...he was good...kept looking at me while he was up there...making me so totally wet and hot...oh how i wanted type with the dark hair and dark eyes...smoldering eyes...when i came out of the bathroom he was there...he followed me after his set was over and was waiting for me...just said "hi, i have to go soon, didnt know if you would be around next weekend"....nope, i dont live here, dude!...*sighs*...."ah, okay, well then you should give me a call if you are in town again...maybe we could hang out or grab dinner or a beer"...yeah, his words say that...his eyes said "call me so i can hang out with my wang out".....we stood there for those long awkward seconds where you are waiting for the other person to see if you should go in for the kiss...right as he is leaning in...BAM! comes sis...cock-blocked by my own sister!....doh!...

i was a good girl everyone...i had to be the responsible big sister *sighs*...but i am leaving in a couple of weeks to visit another friend...the only thing i managed were some sexy phonecalls one night while my sister was visiting some friends of ours...

why is it when guys dance with you all they want is to basically stand there so they can feel you move and rub against their cock?? the ones who think...hmm...she looks drunk, let me go and grab her tits....yeah, no....especially if you are too trashed to even tell if i am's like you are reaching out and saying "if i feel tits...score!"...

musician guy was playing one of the nights we were there and i saw him...we had a couple of drinks and dance a little, but, he had to go and i wasnt about to leave sis was her first time in that city and she was nervous-y...

do you know how many guys thought my sister and i were lesbians? dance with each other but we arent all over each guy said "so, are you two like luh-vers", nope, but thanks for asking! lol...

but...on the morning after our first night there, my sister crawled into my bed and was talking to me...just talking about what we would do that day...i told her i had gotten sick the night before...then she felt my bare ass squealed as she jumped out of the bed..."are you naked?!?!"...of course not, i am wearing a tshirt...she freaked out...little ms i-flirt-with-all-the-guys-and-i-love-being-a-cock-tease..."you cant do that! should at least wear underwear, i wore shorts!"....hmm...why?...i dont wear underwear to bed's asked me the rest of our time there if i was wearing underwear or not...hahahaha....i always answered with a raised brow...

i have a date tonight, though...shocker, i know, i rarely deign to go out with anyone these days...he actually wanted to meet me while we were out of town, but...we were out of town lol...

that was a lot of typing...:)....later!


Thursday, July 17, 2008

all's well...

long time no see...i miss you, too, comfy!! :)...anyhow, life got hectic...EHB, vacation-time, and life in general have taken me away from here...sooo...i will post lots and lots this, be on the lookout for an update and i should be back to posting more regularly by next week!...i hope i still have a few readers left!...