Saturday, March 10, 2012

tongue like a wet noodle

that's what it felt like...a wet noodle slapping against my girly bits...and he bit my clit...about five seconds into it...i actually said, "dude, this isnt working, i'm not aroused anymore"...since when does oral sex not arouse??...in a strange way it was comedic...he told me to relax...that i needed to just enjoy it...

enjoy what exactly...i asked him when was the last time he had done this and he said it had been awhile...clearly...it had been a while for me as well, but damn, i KNOW how it is supposed to feel and that was not it...

he tried, oh how he tried...but to no avail...i finally sat up on my elbows and said, "when was the last time you had to seduce and woo a woman"...the crickets chirping in the background gave me the answer i needed...

let me show you, i said...then i kissed his neck...soft wet kisses...i kissed his jawline..around his lips...teasing his lips with my tongue...his nipples, his stomach, caressing his balls...it went on...he was moaning and jerking his hips...i asked him how he felt... "fucking fantastic" he said...

then i sat back and said EXACTLY how YOU are supposed to make ME feel...fucking fantastic...

do i really need to draw a map?...evidently!

cg

Saturday, January 21, 2012

i've been wanting to ask you something...

he said to me the other day..."i wanted to ask you if you would be my girlfriend"...i closed my eyes thinking, how could i do this to this genuinely nice person...i am talking about that moment when you know someone feels something for you that you do not share...when you say to yourself "i have to be honest with this person and tell him what you are is sweet, kind, and gentle - what i am is tired, jaded, and apathetic"...

and i tried...kinda...

i've heard men say that women only want assholes or jerks...maybe that is true for some women...while i cannot speak for all women, i will say that guys who are "too" nice are like a sandwich without any meat...veggie only style sandwiches are completely overrated, btw...

when a guy makes me feel like a pervy old woman (and i'm not old, just in my thirties, thankyouverymuch!) that is preying on an innocent schoolboy, something is wrong (or is it right? i can never keep that straight!)

in the end, i did say i appreciated his thinking of me but i just am not in a position to be with anyone right now...there is some truth to that, work has had me super busy...

i've been masturbating like crazy lately...got a new toy, lelo soraya and i totally love it!...i've ejaculated several times with this thing...the kind of orgasms that leave you smiling and grinning like a fool...it's such a pretty pretty toy...i still have yet to fully explore this thing, but i just get all giddy thinking about it...i kept saying i would buy a jimmyjane but i ended up with lelo...so glad i did, but i do have my eye on two or three others...

oh, looks like it's all charged up and ready to go...what? what's that you say? it's time to play? oh, well, if you insist....

that's soraya, calling my name...;)

cg

EDIT: btw, i just saw the CUTEST leaf vibes - i am so getting one of those...