Friday, November 28, 2008

warm apple pie

in honor of the ridiculously now-pointless "holiday" of thanksgiving (c'mon, people, it's just an excuse to fill the need to be excessive...there is NO true spirit of thanksgiving)...anyhow...one of the pies at this year's wine-fest (aka "thanksgiving") was apple pie...thus emerged the conversation...does it really feel like warm apple pie?...go watch the first "american pie" movie if you dont know what i am talking about...

the men visibly shivered...here are a few of their comments:

"shit, if i stuck my dick into something that felt that sticky, i'd be checking for the expiration date"

"there should not be lumpy apples in there, that's all i have to say"

"i dont think i ever want to have sex again - i am going to be thinking that there is a treasure trove of sliced gooey apples in there - and once i stick my dick in there, i dont think it will ever come out"

happy post-thanksgiving to all you fuckers out there!...er, i meant that in the nicest way possible!

cg

4 curious people say...:

Percy said...

LOL..
yeah I don't see the similarity of apple pie to .. 'custard pie' in ANY WAY...

Aneris said...

Now that was funny, CG.

mnwhr said...

Loved that movie but I always thought it was a metaphor not to be taken literally.

Merlin said...

Never fucked a pie. Women are so much more fun.