i have received several home remedies for this stupid cold...but the best one (that, ironically i did not receive lol) was a good old-fashioned orgasm...granted, it didnt occur to me until i had just woken up saturday morning...an hour and several orgasms later...i was feeling great! lol...still congested, but it helped a lot and gave me a nice shot of endorphins to get me going!
so...doctor cg says this: to help with your next cold...nasal saline wash and regular sexual activity followed by steamy shower and massage (i had a friend give me a massage with these tingly oils and that felt great as well)
cg
Sunday, May 18, 2008
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orgasms for colds...an hour of orgasms.. oh my..
well.. makes sense when you think about it...
I knew it worked for me. Darling won't listen to that when he's sick though. Maybe that's why he stays sick.
@percy - of course it makes sense...i said so...duh ;)
@comfy - men are so stubborn!
cg
What if you don't have cold? Can I still have an hour's worth of orgasms, a hot shower, and a sexy massage? Can I get a handsome "doctor" to come over and help me?
P.S. - Glad to hear you're feeling better!
@dork - dr cg says this: the secret to long, happy life the three basic daily rituals
1. hour's worth of orgasms
2. hot shower (or sexy bath)
3. sexy massage
BAM! i've found the fountain of youth...i'll even give you co-credit ;)
cg
I often masturbate as much as possible when I'm sick....
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