in honor of the ridiculously now-pointless "holiday" of thanksgiving (c'mon, people, it's just an excuse to fill the need to be excessive...there is NO true spirit of thanksgiving)...anyhow...one of the pies at this year's wine-fest (aka "thanksgiving") was apple pie...thus emerged the conversation...does it really feel like warm apple pie?...go watch the first "american pie" movie if you dont know what i am talking about...
the men visibly shivered...here are a few of their comments:
"shit, if i stuck my dick into something that felt that sticky, i'd be checking for the expiration date"
"there should not be lumpy apples in there, that's all i have to say"
"i dont think i ever want to have sex again - i am going to be thinking that there is a treasure trove of sliced gooey apples in there - and once i stick my dick in there, i dont think it will ever come out"
happy post-thanksgiving to all you fuckers out there!...er, i meant that in the nicest way possible!
cg
Friday, November 28, 2008
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4 curious people say...:
LOL..
yeah I don't see the similarity of apple pie to .. 'custard pie' in ANY WAY...
Now that was funny, CG.
Loved that movie but I always thought it was a metaphor not to be taken literally.
Never fucked a pie. Women are so much more fun.
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