"santa baby"

santa baby,
flip me over onto your knee,
just me -
i've been an awful bad girl,
santa baby,
and hurry up and fill me tonight!

santa baby, several bottles of lube will do, not two
you can tie me, my dear
santa baby,
and hurry up and thrill me tonight!

think of all the times you slipped,
that great big cock inside me, i hope you fit!
tomorrow will be just as good,
if you'll just tease my little clit!

santa baby,
i want a lot of really hot sex, that's not
something not once a year
santa baby,
so hurry up and bang me tonight!

santa baby,
there's so much that you could do to me,
you'll see,
we could have so much fun,
santa baby,
so hurry up and screw me tonight!

happy holidays!

;)

cg

why do boobies...

...hurt when you get cold...
...feel like they are going to pop sometimes...
...look great in bras but feel better out of them...
...have special names (mitties - man titties; moobs - man boobs) btw, mitties are smaller than moobs...

cg

tmi tuesday #164

1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?

hmm...good question...truthfully, men in sexy underwear dont always turn me on...i dont like him picking things out for me though, i'd rather get it myself...picky, picky, i know...

2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"? Have you best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?

three characteristics, huh...well, i'll be generous...i will give both physical and non-physical characteristics...

physical - dark eyes, strong hands, nice lips

non-physical - great mind, great voice (it has to do with the way how he speaks...typically he doesnt rush...he could have an accent or not...i cant explain it...interestingly enough, a lot hinges on the voice), sense of calm (goes well with my spritzy nature)

3. What is on your Santa list this year?

damn my indecision...

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?

hmm...i would say myself...yet i also historically take forever to get to that point...

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave "down there"?

well, it depends...on how long the trip to the cottage is and how dense the forest grows...i actually prefer some hair down there on a man...aesthetically, it just appeals to me more...plus, more stuff to play with...

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?

this is a dumb question...i wont answer it...i refuse to...let's see how many of you pay attention around here...what do YOU think a few of my favorite things are based on my loopy rants and raves...

cg

morning wake up calls...good or bad?

musician has taken to calling me in the mornings before he heads off to work (and before i even wake up!)...he works late nights and just calls every so often to touch base and stuff...

i havent yet decided if i like the calls, though...at first they were sweet...but now...eh...i like my sleep...

early morning i sound like a croaky frog while mr chipper chats it up...

when do those early morning calls go from "aww, that's so thoughtful" to "leave me the fuck alone so i can get some friggin sleep!"...

cg

hungry??

please, please, please go see mrs. candy's current posting ...she has a clip she found about a restaurant that specializes in penises...it is both interesting and hilarious!...

cg

"soldier boy, oh my little soldier boy!"

so he has been calling and texting and calling and texting...enough!...i told him he needs to focus and not call me at ridiculous hours of the morning, noon, and night...i dont always have my phone on me...or it is on silent...

then...musician called...honestly, he is really nice...there is a nice, quick-witted banter between us that i havent felt in a long time...i enjoy that fast-paced teasing and joking around, but people are either too silly or not quick enough...

will it develop into anything more?...not really sure...he has a seriously hectic schedule and i know he really loves what he does...

and, no, nothing sexual or anything like that...perhaps because when we met things were a bit different so getting into anything serious would feel strange...

the holidays are upon us...what is on my wish list...

hmm...some movies, some music, some books...weird, i cant really think of anything major that i want...it always comes and goes...

what's on your "secret" santa list?...

curious minds want to know...

cg

tmi tuesday #163

1. What are your turn-ons?

intelligence, when a guy can use his hands to create or build things, grill skillz, when a guy will just let me be who i am and accept that i am absolutely insane without trying to figure me out

2. What are your turn-offs?

telling me what to do...it'll never work and i will never listen, being clingy and needy, not liking football, someone who loves the mall

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what's the best trait a person can have?

the ability to make me smile...even when i dont feel like it...and not by "campy" humor

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what's the worst trait a person can have?

no passion...for life or anything...even if there is one thing that moves a person...but to have no passion...is hard for someone like me...

5. What's your biggest pet peeve?

hmm..i dont know really...i'll have to think on this one...


Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience. (experience of what???)

cg