Monday, March 24, 2008

boobie monologues #2 - the nipple wars

there i was...enjoying the lovely lazy lick...mmm...i could myself harden and i rose up proudly...the wet warmth bathing me...these are my favorite moments...i was just getting into it when it suddenly stopped..."oh yes!" i heard that grating voice...damn her...damn her to hell!

lately all he wants is her...i used to be the favored nipple...but no longer it seems...i have been replaced...now all i get is a few brief moments of licking...but no more sucking...he saves the sucking for HER....i know we are supposed to think of ourselves as sisters, but she gets all the attention now...it's just not fair!...

by the time he finishes with her she is so damn rosy and wet...i hate her!..*sobs uncontrollably*

(several days later)

oh great...i am so emotionally caught up in his rejection of me that i cant even enjoy his lovely ministrations...now i cant get hard...instead i remain soft beneath the warm wetness of his tongue...and it's all her fault!...this means wars...

(next day)

i began with subtle hints...planting ideas and thoughts...she thinks that he gives her so much attention because there is something wrong with her...hehehehe...i told her he ignores me because i am perfect as i am and i need no help...she, on the other hand, requires a lot of help to get her to look just right...oh and my plan is working well!...she is in such a state of despair that he...what?!?!...oh, so now she gets a little finger action AND mouth action??...wtf??

fuck her!....fuck that fucking nipple!....i hope you shrivel up and fall off!...do you hear me??...this isnt over...not by a long shot....and for all of you ABA members out there - fuck you, too!

hell hath no fury like a nipple scorned...

(cg)

5 curious people say...:

comfydildo said...

Poor little scorned nipple! Comfy will come to your rescue with lots of licking and kisses.

curiousgirl said...

@comfy - this message came in for you:

oh, how wonderful to feel the hot licking of your tongue! many thanks...and, er...i was not aware that a dildo had a tongue...thanks again!

- the scorned nipple

really, comfy, you shouldnt take sides...this is a war, you know...

cg

Percy said...

this post cracked me up...
guys don't have this kind of internal dialogue... we just 1 guy to get ready and at attention!

comfydildo said...

Who said I was taking sides? I like all nipples equally. The one's in need get attention first though.

curiousgirl said...

@percy - i am glad i could make you laugh!

@comfy - yeah, there are certain times in a month when mine REALLY like attention lol ;)

cg