Monday, June 16, 2008

(unpub. draft #3) interruptus

pre-coital energy looming between us...threads of tension ready to break...my lips part to release the breath i have been holding...the heat of my body makes small beads of sweat on my body...coming closer my eyes cant let go of yours...i cant move without you there...a slight ripple in my stomach tells me this is going to be one hell of a night...

and then you fucking whine at me and tell me you are saving yourself for marriage...never mind the seven women who came before me....never mind all the oral sex we've shared...

yeah yeah....i hope you choke your cock next time you spank your wank...

cg

9 curious people say...:

comfydildo said...

Don't you wanna punch him right in the balls?

bdenied said...

You mean there are actually people out there that think getting a bj is not sex.....explain that to your significant other when they walk into the room, see a mouthful of cock and you say "Honey, we aint having sex.! So he is saving it for what now?

Mickey said...

I've never understood the whole 'saving myself for marriage' thing.

Surely sample the goods first!?

Percy said...

very allinas morissette like
you sure got your anger out :)

collegehookerboy said...

Haha. As Percy says, very Alanis Morissette - and with good reason. Who ever this guy is he sounds like a schleppo (my made up word for an aimless, moderately intelligent, semi-attractive male that takes attention but never gives it back). Get away from him and fuck all the other memebers of the male race who would love to get into your pants.

curiousgirl said...

@comfy - i know, right??

@bdenied - oh, he is saving it for whatever sounds good...it's all a fad, imo...

@mickey - i can understand a young person having this ideal...but after you've broken the seal on the barrel and ridden it til the wood is worn and smooth...seriously...

@percy - ...bite me!

@chb - yeah...alanis doesnt sound like that anymore...she's all whiny and martyr-like...i love the word schleppo!!

cg

Facts and Friction said...

That would be so so annoying. I was talking to one of my guy friends the other day about the most irritating things possible and we both came up with 'thinking you're going to get laid but then it not happening' - it's infuriating!

Thanks for linking to me by the way! Hugely hugely appreciated - I was looking for an email to send you a thank you present but couldn't find one for you. Mine is on my blog if you fancy emailing me so I can send you back something that might just be related to the last comment you left on my blog...

thedateabledork said...

Damn - love this post! Sadly, I've been there myself, and it fucking SUCKS. I can certainly respect the whole "saving yourself" thing if that's what a guy is into, but it is NOT for me and I'll run the hell out of there when I find out.

curiousgirl said...

@facts/friction - oooh...a present!...i do so love surprises!

@dork - glad you liked it lol...run, dork, run!

cg