Sunday, May 31, 2009

shits and giggles (not literally)

it feels like its been forever since i've posted here, but i guess i've gone much longer in between posts...anyhow, the other night we went out and were having a few drinks when up come two guys we'd met before..like a year ago at a completely different place...weird...one of them had this little crush on little cg but she'd blown him off because he was too shy for her taste...

i swear...southern men are a totally different breed...they literally said "we were raised that women should not have to pay for anything when you take them out"...um, great, but we were sitting at the table first...you two came and sat down after....anyhow, it isnt something that is unique, that's just how it is here, i suppose...but they just kept going on and on and on about how women are so special, blah, blah, blah...

and they were such gentlemen...one guy just drove off without his friend!...we had to drive his ass back to his home...we waited while he called his friend and the look of utter stupefaction on his face was priceless..."dude, uh, where'dja go?...ah'm shtandin' here an' ah dont see yer truck"...yes, say it out loud because he did speak that way...actually, it's kinda cute...but not in the wee hours of the a. m. when you just want to go home and pass out...

there were these three scottish guys playing pools not far from where we were sitting and they had fabulous accents...but they were pretty pissed...they'd been drinking all day...

i've been so fucking horny lately...fucking hormones...last night i came so hard i just passed out afterwards...everything turns me one...what sucks is that aunt flo is in town (if you dont want to know this shit, why read?)...anyhow, as comfy stated, i should just get "crazy"...believe me, i have...i'm just not that crazy about it...and its always like this...always...sometimes i have this vision of myself at 80 masturbating in a nursing home and the fucking attendants not letting me have my pleasure...fuck wads...i'll throw my cane at them!!

oh, and i am giving a shout out to ryleigh over at holy hells...i've been quietly stalking her and she only recently discovered it!...hehehe....please go check out her blog...she is fucking spaz-tastic...

as mistress of this here blog, i hereby order all of you to go fuck someone or something (??)...seriously, when you masturbate...what images do you conjure up?...curious minds (especially this one!) want to know...

cg

5 curious people say...:

comfydildo said...

Much to darling's disappointment, when I masturbate or have sex, I'm rarely fantasizing. I should think that would make him happy that I'm in the moment with him, but what do I know? lol. When I'm alone, I generally let my mind wander wherever it goes, usually pondering my stresses. You'd think I'd have this rich fantasy life going on in my head but I'm honestly too content with the here and now for that.

Isabella Snow said...

(if you dont want to know this shit, why read?)LMAO! Bless southern boys; I remember when I used to hate that shit, but now I'd be well pleased to have one of them. Well, that or an Englishman. ;-)

Ryleigh Thorne said...

The last two days of my... "cycle" my pussy is gravitationally pulled to anything that can penetrate me. I remember one day, I was taking a good, long look thru my kitchen utensils. ha!

Thanks for the blog love sweets! I wish i would have found you sooner!

bdenied said...

CG: I for one love your posts and I hope that at 80 you are soaking sheets with your girl jizz....and your hands are unaffected by arthritis and you can jill your clit for hours.....

curiousgirl said...

@comfy - i can get that way too...i start thinking and thinking..but if i do that then i never orgasm because my brain is too locked into other things...

@bella - never had an Englishman...but i do so love the way they speak...and you are right about southern men...truly, there is something very unique about them...i'm not complaining...but it is off-putting when i encounter men that arent like that, because it's what i am used to...

@ryleigh - oh, i've done the whole kitchen utensil search!...i like the cold hard metal sometimes...contrast in texture, etc...

@bdenied - i only hope that i can remember those orgasms at 80...and not be like...i havent had an orgasm in years, when the attendants are like...uh, this old lady freaks her wrinkled pussy 24/7 and never remembers!

cg