april fool's shenanigan's

i am utterly disappointed in myself...i usually enjoy the occasional april fool's day prank...let's see...in past years...my sister got pregnant through a sexual encounter with an ex while she was with a different guy (oddly enough, everyone bought that one...we played this one out all day long...lol)...another year i got married to someone i met the night before (again this played out all day long)...another time i was supposed to pick up my sister at the airport...but i called my mother and said her suitcase was there but my sister was no where to be found....lol...that was a good one...i know there are more but i cant think of them...all this friggin heat has fried my brain...

what i enjoy about this day is the fact that i view it as a snub to all the other pointless "holidays" of the year...we live in a society that elevates everyone to "special" and "unique"...we have the ability to make an icon of ourselves through customized this and personalized that...we have done a disservice to today's youth as they encounter the realities of the world and they dont get that gold star...what??...you mean we dont all get ribbons for honorable mention??...

today we get to make fun of those people...you dingbats of the world who spread peace and love and joy in the little special part of the world where everyone is precious and gifted with intelligence, grace, and beauty...today is for all you losers who believe that if you tell me that i hurt your feelings because i wasnt allowing you to emote yourself...that i give a flying fuck...because i dont...did i make you cry?...no?...come back and let me try again ....muahahahaha...

so, happy april fool's...may you laugh at the expense of others...all day long...

i am so happy...i think i might cry...no, no...i was wrong...

cg